You Had me at.....

You had me at your smile. You lost me at your breath.
You had me at your bariton voice. You lost me at the high-pitched nenek sihir laugh. Kthxbai.
You had me at your manly nods. You lost me at your Tattler pose. Blah.
You had me at your cool iPad. You lost me at your “sorry sorry sorry jek..” ringtone. #muntahkeong
You had me at your smart flirts. You lost me at your “sante ajah.. Kena gigi uang kembali, bok..” phrase. #naikinrisleting
you had me at your ‘tangan-menggerepe’ avatar. You lost me at your close-up avatar
You had me at your cute avatar. You lost me at your “k4k, f0lb3k aQuw EeEEaaa…”
You had me at your witty tweets. You lost me at “Tuhan, apa aku tak layak dicintai? Tuhan, kenapa aku gendut item jelek?”#mendadakpingsan
You had me at your sweet smile. You lost me when you did the fake latah thing. “Eh konti konti!!!”
You had me at your hot yummy body. You lost me at your “cyinnn… Fitness di sindang banyak brondong cucok!”
You had me at your sweet profile pic, u lost me at ur first ‘Halauw? Mo bicara dgn sapah yah?’ on the phone.
You had me at your cynical-smart tweets. You lost me at your “kalian gak cerdas budaya” line.
You had me at your “sore.. Is this seat taken?” You lost me at “conggggs… Sini! Bangkunya masih kosong, nih!” #truestory
You had me at your smile and “excuse me, can you help me….” You lost me at “thanks before”. It’s “thanks in advance”, tuyul!
You had me at hello. You still have me now. #melolong
You had me at “makanan di sini enak, deh. Yuk, duduk.” You lost me at “…. Tapi kamu yg bayar, ya?” MONYEDH!
U had me at, “Sy suka meditasi.” U lost me at, “Kapan2 kita bertapa bareng yuk di Gunung Kawi.”
U had me at ur kaos ketat. U lost me at “Inspection” movie.
You had me at “Look at the sky. It’s pink and so romantic..” You lost me at “Do you think there’s a pink G-string at Metro?”
You had me at : “Walk beside me, not behind me…” You lost me at : “….krn aku pengen kentut.”
U had me at, “Saya suka buku2 kamu.” U lost me at, “Apalagi yg judulnya Cassanova.”
You had me at “Hey! How are you?! Udah lama gak ketemu, ih! Kangen!” You lost me at “Pinjem duit dong…” PRET.
You had me at :”Long time no see, old friend.” You lost me at : “Mau jadi downline gue gak?”
You had me at “Semalam gue nonton pelem seruuuu!” You lost me at “Ceritanya si Pitri nampar-nampar Miska…” MEH!